Sunday, August 28, 2005

I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing!

Printed slogan of our neighborhood's small Chinese restaurant: "Healthy and tasty until the last piece."
The Richmond Chamber Players wound up their season today with a spectacular performance of Brahms-Piano Quintet in F Minor, Op. 34. Who knew Brahms could be spectacular? Also Barber-Summer Music, Op. 31 and Stephen Hartke-King of the Sun. Barber and Brahms must be fun to play, they show up so often.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Sign of the Times

Gulf crude closed at $67.32 a barrel yesterday, a new high in nominal terms, and I returned home to find this gnomic sign in front of my house. I can't tell whether to react with hope or despair or some third emotion.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Dress for Success

This morning's horoscope says "Tradition is in fashion today, so wear the tie or the little black dress." I hope I made the right choice.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Joke's on you, we still alive.

JRP stood stunned and slack-jawed Friday night, as if he never expected to hear Kanye West's complex rhythmic obscenities blasting from my crib. But the same day the New Yorker reviewed "Late Registration," AG gave me "College Dropout" in a touching but doomed attempt to jump-start my ancient and corroded synapses. These seemed like signs I'd better not ignore. The album is 65 miles long in moderate traffic, so I got to hear it twice Saturday on my way to Fredericksburg, to have lunch with ABM (pictured with Poor Adelaine), and back. Four tracks seem worth adding to my iPod. With due respect, I'll pass on the other 17.
D, in her woodsy little writer's cabin by the Tallulah River, reports all is well except for "the boldest f***ing mouse in Christendom. The problem is that it's really his house. He came up on the kitchen table in broad daylight and started eating out of the bowl of peaches. I shouted at him, and he just looked at me. I had to tip the table and shake it to make him leave, and even then he took his own sweet time. They gave me a trap to capture him and release him in the far pasture instead of killing the f***er and burning his entrails like I want."
Advice for Jadagul: Rush is fine, but more than a little dated. If you're looking for something similar but more contemporary, I'd check out a band called Coheed and Cambria. Coheed's most recent CD, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 came out in 2003. It's a science fiction theme album reminiscent of Rush's 2112. The singer is a guy named Claudio Sanchez and he's got high-pitched power vocals that I think trump Geddy Lee. The record weaves a dark sci-fi story that ranges from mysterious to incomprehensible, with track titles like "Cuts Marked in the March of Men" and "The Velourium Camper I: Faint of Hearts." The best track is the secret song at the end, "2113" (A Rush reference perhaps?). It's an epic song that rises and falls, twisting through ten moods in nine minutes. The music is solid, complex and melodic throughout the album and even if you don't grasp the story, it's a great listen. If you like In Keeping Secrets, you should also check out Coheed's earlier release, Second Stage Turbine Blade, and the new album, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star iV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness, scheduled for release in September.
The Richmond Chamber Players' odd assortment of pleasant noises this afternoon: Robert Russell-Places, Op.9; Walter Piston-Quintet for Flute and String Quartet; Peter Schickele-Quartet; Samuel Barber-String Quartet Op. 11.
Peter Maass in the Times: If consumption begins to exceed production by even a small amount, the price of a barrel of oil could soar to triple-digit levels. This, in turn, could bring on a global recession… The suburban and exurban lifestyles, hinged to two-car families and constant trips to work, school and Wal-Mart, might become unaffordable or, if gas rationing is imposed, impossible. Carpools would be the least imposing of many inconveniences; the cost of home heating would soar—assuming, of course, that climate-controlled habitats do not become just a fond memory.… When a crisis comes—whether in a year or 2 or 10—it will be all the more painful because we will have done little or nothing to prepare for it.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

The Minnow Is Not Lost

I found JRP singing a jaunty tune this morning as he packed for a trip to Ocean City with friends before college starts back up.

J: What's that you're singing?
JRP: Because I could not stop for Death/He kindly stopped for me./The carriage held but just ourselves/And Immortality.
J: Who set Emily Dickinson to music?
JRP: I did, in high school. A lot of her poems fit the theme from "Gilligan's Island." That's how I remember them. But not all of them; Hope is the thing with feathers doesn't work.

The Richmond Chamber Players' pleasant noises this afternoon: Rebecca Clarke-Trio for Violin, Violoncello, and Pianoforte; Lalo Schifrin-Woodwind Quintet "La Nouvelle Orleans"; Brahms-Klarinetten-Trio, Op. 114.

Barbara Ehrenreich in the Times Book Review on business success books: [T]o judge from the blurbs on the backs of these books, they have won the endorsement of numerous actual C.E.O.'s of prominent companies. Maybe the books tell us what these fellows want their underlings to believe. Be more like mice, for example. Or—and this is the truly scary possibility—maybe the principles embody what the C.E.O.'s themselves believe, and it is in fact the delusional, the immoral and the verbally challenged who are running the show.

Clyde Prestowitz in today's Times: The United States consumes far more than it produces and has to borrow money from the rest of the world to finance that consumption.… Like any Ponzi scheme, it's not indefinitely sustainable.… [I]n the long term, it turns you into a sharecropper. To finance the consumption, you keep selling off your assets. You sell the garage. Then you sell the guesthouse. After a while, there's nothing left to sell and you have to go to work and earn real money to pay your debts. Your kids and grandkids will have less opportunity and lower standards of living.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Christian and Dead Presidents

The monument dim in the far distance behind the trees is the Federal Reserve Bank, not dead by a long shot.

Not even tired.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Two's Company

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same thing.

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time,
       When asked, "Why a third?"
       He replied, "One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."

--William Cosmo Monkhouse (1840-1901)
A bachelor is a person who never makes the same mistake once.

(Very cute, but let me quickly go on record as disagreeing with almost all of it, dear.)