Another Nice Mess

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Even editors take summer vacations: "He was the right man at the right time—a time when we needed strong, divisive leadership."
—Hattiesburg American, Aug. 10, 2006, page 4D.

(I know what you're thinking, but he's actually talking about a university president.)

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I get more information by waiting patiently to be the last person to read the magazines:

While books last, people should underline and write in them more than they do. Especially library books. That's what margins are for, to give the next guy something extra to think about. It's a mitzvah.

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Now that Trish is La Estrella,
She should watch for salmonella
Sometimes found in those fajitas
Served up with her margaritas.
Upset stomachs often end a
Dancer's wonderful duende,
And jaleos mucho dismal
Cry out for el Pepto-Bismòl.